hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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