do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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