oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
