I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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