I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize