You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
