thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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