dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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