Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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