As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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