Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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