I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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