They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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