There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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