super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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