Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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