Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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