call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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