the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
