Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he puts the penis in happiness.
My cat gives me a boner
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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