We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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