I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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