i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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