Say something about gay babies.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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