if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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