For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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