We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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