Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Success! We fucked roommates!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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