I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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