so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Randomize
