Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
What a dumb baby whore.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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