So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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