Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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