So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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