Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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