I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Randomize
