How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
my liver is dry heaving
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
