yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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