Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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