I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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