yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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