can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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