therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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