I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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