So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I had to cum in my sink.
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