Where did you get a picture of my penis
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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