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i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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