I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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