first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
