We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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