i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
