i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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