wakey wakey hands off snakey
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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